Mister B Coffee Mug My safe word is ...

Long Safe Word, Longer Rope

Introducing the mug made for bondage bottoms with way too much personality – the Mister B Coffee Mug My Safe Word Is IcedCaramelMacchiatoGrandeLowFatNoFoamWithAlmondMilk. This deliciously sassy black ceramic mug isn’t just for your morning brew – it’s a hilarious nod to the kink community, where brats roam free and safe words sometimes sound like Starbucks orders.

Brat-Proof, Dom-Approved

With bold white text and the classic Mister B logo, this mug will have doms rolling their eyes and brats giggling through their gags. Crafted from durable ceramic, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, because we know you’ve got better things to do than hand-wash. Like getting tied up.

The Ultimate Fetish Gift for the Caffeinated Sub

Perfect for the sassy sub, the dom with a sense of humour, or the switch who likes their limits with extra foam, this mug makes a brilliant gift for anyone who loves kink with a side of caffeine. Use it in the office if you're brave, or in the dungeon if you're bratty.

Features and Benefits

• Ridiculously long safe word design – kinky, campy, and caffeine-fuelled
• Printed in bold white text – on both sides for maximum visibility
• Includes Mister B logo – official, fetish-friendly, and fabulous
• Dishwasher & microwave safe – brat-proof and easy to clean
• Black ceramic – classic, sleek, and sturdy
• Great gift for kinky coffee addicts – especially those who never shut up

Use Instructions

• Fill with your favourite caffeinated (or brat-taming) beverage
• Microwave as needed while waiting for your keyholder
• Use in scenes only if your dom has a sense of humour
• If you're gagged, consider choosing a shorter safe word

Customer Tips

• Pair with a gag or rope set for the ultimate brat bundle
• Leave it on your dom’s desk as a “subtle” hint
• Works best when served with sass, side-eye, and a safe word cheat sheet

Because Saying "Pineapple" Was Just Too Simple

Let’s face it – if they can say the whole safe word, they’re clearly not restrained enough.